American liars


posted 5 days ago via oksux · © drew-delmar with 54,873 notes


longlivetheatre:

for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.


fffcuk:

everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why did the chicken cross the road?” joke must be


indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

posted 6 days ago via egobus · © indigo-ink with 31,030 notes

“i am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continue 


“amiga ve se ta sujo” “ta” “SOCORRO SERIO??” “nao”
posted 1 week ago via big-m3ms · © manga-fox with 15,701 notes

posted 1 week ago via swanleys · © chanoeys with 3,594 notes

No filme os dois entram do mesmo taxi, discutem por causa disso, pedem desculpas e se apaixonam, se fosse no Brasil ia rolar é morte.
posted 1 week ago via big-m3ms · © Dorminhoco with 1,039 notes